Do Not Put A Bird On It

Bird prejudice
Because spheres are unique forms.

Because spheres are unique forms.

Because I like rusty spoons.

Because I like rusty spoons.

Because ash trays are so passé bourgeois.

Because ash trays are so passé bourgeois.

Because wood is natural.

Because wood is natural.

Because I go to physical heights, not just metaphorical ones.

Because I go to physical heights, not just metaphorical ones.

Because yes.

Because yes.

Because Gucci always ends up in the right place.

Because Gucci always ends up in the right place.

Because knowledge is a heavy burden to bear.

Because knowledge is a heavy burden to bear.

Because diabetes plays in a British quartet.

Because diabetes plays in a British quartet.

Because good music is good music.

Because good music is good music.

Because we ironically consume irony.

Because we ironically consume irony.

Because good clothing is expressive.

Because good clothing is expressive.

Because being inflamed and then consumed is a shocking way to go.

Because being inflamed and then consumed is a shocking way to go.

Because I’m cultured and you know it.

Because I’m cultured and you know it.

Because alcohol is in it, and it still isn’t PBR.

Because alcohol is in it, and it still isn’t PBR.