Because spheres are unique forms.
Because I like rusty spoons.
Because ash trays are so passé bourgeois.
Because wood is natural.
Because I go to physical heights, not just metaphorical ones.
Because yes.
Because Gucci always ends up in the right place.
Because knowledge is a heavy burden to bear.
Because diabetes plays in a British quartet.
Because good music is good music.
Because we ironically consume irony.
Because good clothing is expressive.
Because being inflamed and then consumed is a shocking way to go.
Because I’m cultured and you know it.
Because alcohol is in it, and it still isn’t PBR.